I’m a cat person and I think it probably goes without saying that I’m a plant person too. Sometimes people hit the lottery and end up with cats that have absolutely no interest in their houseplants– but me? I’ve never had such luck. It’s like some sick cosmic joke that two things I love so dearly are at odds with each other– or more aptly, my cat seems to have an infernal mission to terrorize my poor plants.
Let me take you back, if I may, to over a year ago when I brought home Mazzy Star. I fell in love with a one year old street cat at the shelter. She looked at me with these eyes filled with mischief and love and it was over for me. It didn’t take long for me to realize that she had a personal vendetta against my plants. As if they’d wronged her in a million past lives before, her mission in this new life was to seek vengeance in the highest accord. She loves to sit in the soil, munch on the leaves, draw and quarter them, knock them over, you name it. Simply placing them out of her reach was not an option for me– Mazzy is particularly skilled at climbing and jumping.
Enter, my year long journey of attempts to keep Mazzy away from my poor, karmically indebted, houseplants. Let me tell you, I’ve tried just about everything the internet suggests to deter cats from houseplants. But to preface, every cat is different, so what worked for me and Mazzy may not work for you. I’m just here to impart whatever wisdom I can.


